pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

(Source: religiousmom, via whaddupcats)

inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

(via calif0rnia-girl)

snapchatting:

babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it

(via aquarius--moon)